Historically, the blowjob was used by Ancient Greeks and other cultures in order to enhance the beauty of their women. It was also used by celebrities such as Chloe Sevigny.
Ancient Greeks
Throughout the ancient world, men loved giving head. They practiced cock sucking, referred to as “playing the flute” in ancient Greece, and referred to as “blowjobs” in modern society.
During the Archaic Period, prostitution was considered a profitable business. It was also a legal means to commit adultery. Solon recognized the economic benefits of prostitution and made prostitution a public activity.
In the late first century B.C., the Egyptian god-king Osiris’ wife crafted a makeshift dick from clay. She blew life into Osiris by sucking the clay penis.
The Egyptians considered the act of giving head a manly gesture. It was also thought to be a form of masturbation. In addition to this, being penetrated by another person was considered to be a feminine act. This idea was also reinforced by the sex rituals in the art of ancient Greece.
In ancient Greece, men were known to be kinaidos, which translates to “young and hairless.” Such men were not considered to be attractive. They were also known to be euruproktos, which means “wide-assed”.
In Greece, women were known to be hetairai, which means “female companion” par excellence. They were known to be witty, but also feverish. A Greek man could become a hetairai only after he has reached a certain age.
Prostitution was also a legal means to commit adultery in both Greece and Rome. Men who committed an illicit liaison were punished with fines or corporal punishment.
War on blowjobs
Whether you are a fan of Donald Trump, the Obamas, or the sleazy folks at the local bar, you are probably well aware of the latest scandal to hit the White House. A federal investigation is underway to determine whether or not George Bush received a “blowjob” during his tenure. We may never know.
A better question is how did the shady Bush Administration let this go unchecked? Well, let’s not forget the tastier occupants of the White House that are ensconced in the Oval Office. In the grand scheme of things, the shady occupants of the Oval Office are probably more interested in avoiding a public relations nightmare. The best we can offer is to keep our collective fingers crossed.
The real question is, is this scandal going to lead to a public shaming of the occupants of the Oval Office? If President Obama does not take a firm stance on the matter, there is a real risk of a sleazy Bush sex scandal erupting and leaving the nation in shambles. To make matters worse, a sleazy Bush ape may have to rethink his sex policies in general, as well as the ones he slapped on his desk. Luckily, the sleazy occupants of the Oval Office are likely to be ensconced in one of the many Trump hotels, most likely at Trump Tower.
Chloe Sevigny’s blowjob
Whether you’re a fan of Chloe Sevigny or not, you’ve probably heard of her. She’s a stylish cougar who has appeared in a handful of movies and has even written a couple of books. She recently left her gig at Endeavor Management and joined forces with a competing agency. Her new title is director of public relations. She has also launched her own clothing line, The Simple Life, and is touting the latest incarnation of a sexy ladies club. She’s also got a hefty ego, and she’s not afraid to show it off.
She also has one of the best blowjobs of all time, and she has a nice set of bras to boot. It’s a shame she doesn’t get to wear them all the time, but she’s not a man – she’s a lady.
The best part of Chloe’s career is that she’s getting paid to do what she wants. She’s able to pick and choose her projects, and she’s not stuck in a dead end like a lot of actors who’ve been cast as leading ladies. This, paired with her impressive resume, makes her a prime candidate for any role. Hopefully, she’ll get her karmic reward and we’ll see her in a lead role soon enough. If she wants to be the next Blake Lively, she’s got to make some moves.